brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD
Hunger Of The Pine
alt-J ▵ — PLAYED 10,431 TIMES

alternativealley:

Hunger Of The Pine // alt-J 

megay:

BDSM: Bondage, Discipline………………..slime man

dickroulette:


Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

dickroulette:

Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

thahalfrican:

All these laxatives… And you still ain’t shit.image

'They're not gay!'
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disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

helovessowholly:

I have nothing against people who don’t read the books
but I’m laughing so hard right now I can’t help it

helovessowholly:

I have nothing against people who don’t read the books

but I’m laughing so hard right now I can’t help it